Could this be the best beater ever?

This beater was auctioned off on eBay recently. Whoever bought it must be hard as f*ck.

The previous owner certainly wasn’t going for the hard sell:

“This fixie will not have any of your nonsense. You, yes you over there in your drainpipe jeans rolled up one leg and your cotton peaked cap. You with the immaculate ‘lock it and look at it’ fixie from east London. You won’t want this. This bike is too hard for you. It will kick sand in your face. It hates you.”

Read the rest here.

Via FixedGearLeeds.